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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Jokes time....( sry for the delay )

Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him


Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.


Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I ' ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I ' ll also stay with your sister.


Ah Beng : People consider me as a ' GOD '
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.


Ah Beng complained to the police: ' Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house. '
Police: ' How the thief did not take TV? '
Ah Beng : ' I was watching TV news... '


Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying ' Parking Fine '
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole ' Thanks for complement. '


How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.


Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.


Ah Beng went in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says ' Hello, how did you know I was here? '


Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?


Teacher: ' I killed a person ' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is ' u will go to jail '


Ah Beng told his servant: ' Go and water the plants! '
Servant: ' It ' s already raining. '
Ah Beng : ' So what? Take an umbrella and go. '


A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

16 comments:

M.Myers said...

where u get these jokes from?

MGR Mr Gopi Raj said...

hahaha...top secrect .lol

M.Myers said...

**** top secret....**** tell me now!!!!

Sillyaaron said...

walao...not funny le...a lot see be4 ad...

MGR Mr Gopi Raj said...

next time i will put better one ...ok

M.Myers said...

i wan more jokes....fresh ones...

Shan said...

all from the net la...ive like red 1001 jokes like theese...lol

Anonymous said...

k since im the only OUTDATED one...i found it funny. thx gopi!

Shan said...

it was funny when i forst read it la...lol

MGR Mr Gopi Raj said...

yash : thnkz yash ...

Lish : i donno whether read this jokes or not . next time , i try to put some new jokes .kk

Michael Myers said...

I....wan.....more....fresh....jokes.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA..DUDE..SO FUNNY LA..u people mean la..he write means he write la..dun say its not new or fresh...MEAN PEOPLE.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA..DUDE..SO FUNNY LA..u people mean la..he write means he write la..dun say its not new or fresh...MEAN PEOPLE.

MGR Mr Gopi Raj said...

shave , u r the oni one who can understand the jokes and appreciate it . thnkz

Anonymous said...

hahaha..im a good friend(haha perasan)..welcome..^^

Narvindran said...

I'm touched....

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