Muthu And His Life.........

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why ...
Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist fromU.S.A.asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not.. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. "

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Thenhe cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cutthe third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg andordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wifein a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted,"You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthuwent in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There hestarted washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was hedoing. Muthu pointed towards the board "WASHBASIN "

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination ..

telling the truth on the wrong time......

I am really damn stupid...eventhough i am not . I tell the truth on the wrong time . My father saw me behaving in boringness and thought of sending me sumwer to enjoy myself which is sending me to watch transformer 2 . But he didnt told me of sending . So , he called me upstairs and talking sum other things . While talking , i started to tel him tat tommorow is the hari pelengan somthing day and he should take my report card and told him all of my result ( soo not a time to discussed ) . Atlast , i told him the last result which i failed ( the stupid moral ) . After that oni he said tat he was planning to send me to watch movie and since i failed 1 sub he changed his mind .......wth

I was waiting to watch the movie and i destroyed it with my own stupid , non-stop talking mouth .

I felt guilty for wat i did...hope it wont haunt me .

The title says it all . It was yesterday night when i was using comp . After chating as usual , i went to sleep coz damn tired . I take out my mp3 to listen some nice song while lying on my bed . Tats when i heard the sound and i knew it tat it must be my worst enemy . I faster faster went downstairs to find the spray but unfortunately tat spray finish and i can only find the mosquieto sheltox so i bring it to my bedroom to use it . But it was no where to be found . i wasnt satiesfied until i kill it so i try to find the whole room for it at last i saw it . It was under my bro's bed so i move it . I took out the spray and spray on it and watch it suffering . Than i take a broom and sweep it of from my room . Evethough i kill it but i feel guilty for killing it .