freedom is mine...

The day that i am waiting for finally had come . My bro went to college yesterday , so , i will have all the freedom i want such as computer usage , parents love and etc . But , still gonna miss him coz sumtimes he wil back me up when figthing with my sis and sumtimes he wont . Moreover , I HAVE NO ONE TO IRRITATE . haiz . Must start to irritate my sis nw . But nw , I only have half of the freedom coz my sis is still around . So , waiting till feb when she will move to her appartment ......

Exam fever over....football fever is back....

After so long of exam days , finally its over . first time in my history , i studied until late nite and wake up early in the morning to study ( last minute studying ) . but to tel frankly , last minute studying really helps . i was sick for the last day of exam but after finishing the last paper , i dont feel anything other than a great sign of relief . Nomore late night studies and no more early in the morning studies . But after this her will be late nite football games and early in the morning football games ....coz.....fifa 2010 is coming soon . cant wait for it , i hope france will win this year .

Jokes time....

Pickup Line Comebacks

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

arghhhh.......

lucky its not h1n1 . damn sick since yesterday . this morning oni went to clinic for check up . saw chew wan zhang ter . waited for 1 and half hour to see the doc . luckily , the doc said tat its juz normal sick and the doctor ask whether wanna get injection or take medicine . i wanted to say medicine but b4 i open my mouth my smart parent ask the doc to inject . )_*(^*)%&":":
*()&*(%............walauweh damn painful . if get injected on my hand means ok but instead of getting injected on the hand , i get injected on my a** . cant even sit on a correct position . but feeling better nw .

..............

i feel like i am this situation .....but i am not i guz .

You Are Not Alone lyrics
Another day has gone
I'm still all alone
How could this be
You're not here with me
You never said goodbye
Someone tell me why
Did you have to go
And leave my world so cold

Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did love slip away
Something whispers in my ear and says
That you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay

But you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart
But you are not alone

'Lone, 'lone
Why, 'lone

Just the other night
I thought I heard you cry
Asking me to come
And hold you in my arms
I can hear your prayers
Your burdens I will bear
But first I need your hand
Then forever can begin

Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did love slip away
Something whispers in my ear and says
That you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay

For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart
For you are not alone

Whisper three words and I'll come runnin'
And girl you know that I'll be there
I'll be there

You are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay
For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart

For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you're far away
I am here to stay

For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart

For you are not alone...

K-Boyz

We had created a own gang called K-boyz and i definitely wont tel u all what does ' K ' the in the K-boyz stands for . The idea of creating this group was bring out by nevdeep on the last day of koko . when we all when to eat in nasi kandar . we was talking about v-boyz and suddenly nevdeep give out the name K**** boyz . So , we decides to create the group with tat name .the only probz in the group is we cant use the same name for the galz in our group so we decided to cal them K**** galz and they aso agreed to it "I GUZ " .

Members of K-boys : Nevdeep ( the leader ) , me , lish , jaga , sashi , dev , vick( not sure whether he is in v-boys or k-boys ) , lingkesh and vishnu . tats all i guz .
K-galz: not sure .lol

The first thing we did for all of the member in Kboyz was tutup mata ( Haluba ). the haluba was superb coz i didnt whack anyone and i only kena abit of whack . the second activity was hand stand/standing (donno aw to call it) . everyone in k-boys did hand stand/standing except for me , lingkesh , dev , sashi and vishnu ( the champ was lish told by himslef ......lol) . the third activity was every member must kena whacked at the notice board but deva , vishnu and sashi wasnt ter , so they will kena tat on monday . muhahahahahaaaa ...waiting for tat day .lol . All of us get minor injuries oni coz we all kena whacked at the notice board but the poor nev kena whacked at the wall coz he is the leader of the k-boyz .
This was the thing tat we did since the k-boyz was "ditubuhkan " . tats all i guz .Hope we will do more intersting things .

~~gOpIkAaBo0~~

Jokes time....( sry for the delay )

Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him

Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I ' ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I ' ll also stay with your sister.

Ah Beng : People consider me as a ' GOD '
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

Ah Beng complained to the police: ' Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house. '
Police: ' How the thief did not take TV? '
Ah Beng : ' I was watching TV news... '

Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying ' Parking Fine '
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole ' Thanks for complement. '

How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

Ah Beng went in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says ' Hello, how did you know I was here? '

Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

Teacher: ' I killed a person ' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is ' u will go to jail '

Ah Beng told his servant: ' Go and water the plants! '
Servant: ' It ' s already raining. '
Ah Beng : ' So what? Take an umbrella and go. '

A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Manage to go for the 2nd league of SMKBU ...

Lucky , The Panda Fc manage to go for the 2nd league of SMKBU . I barely able to wake up coz playing maple till late nite ( so addicted till didnt noe wat was the time ) . lol . slept in the toilet while bathing. than , went to skool . The worst part is , once i reached there , than oni i noticed tat i left the bicycle lock at home . Malas to go back so lock the bike with Ridhwan's bike . Actually , ridhwan and hadzim not supposed to be in this team but we ask them to join without teacher( Nicholas ) noticing bcoz the panda fc team incomplete without them . Than, the footbal match begins .

PANDA FC vs UNDER ( something )0-0( draw coz didnt do stretching and our game starts first )
JOGABONITO vs ( something ) ANGEL 1-0
PANDA FC vs JOGABONITO 0-1 ( we lost coz didnt defend properly )
(something) ANGEL vs Under ( something ) 1-0
PANDA FC vs (something) ANGEL 2-1 ( we win at last )
JOGABONITO vs UNDER ( something ) 5-2 ( the game was damn funny coz the JOGABONITO team knows tat they definately win coz they got the highest point so they play not serious )

The first game at the 3 rd minute i got injured badly till my track shoot tear and my skin tore off a bit so i ask aidil to replace me than second game i played very well while tahaning my pain . The main thing in the game was tat we manage to go for the second league . So excited ....... cant wait for the second league to start . hope will get within 1 or 2 or 3 place .

Muthu And His Life.........

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why ...
Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist fromU.S.A.asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not.. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. "

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Thenhe cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cutthe third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg andordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wifein a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted,"You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthuwent in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There hestarted washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was hedoing. Muthu pointed towards the board "WASHBASIN "

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination ..

telling the truth on the wrong time......

I am really damn stupid...eventhough i am not . I tell the truth on the wrong time . My father saw me behaving in boringness and thought of sending me sumwer to enjoy myself which is sending me to watch transformer 2 . But he didnt told me of sending . So , he called me upstairs and talking sum other things . While talking , i started to tel him tat tommorow is the hari pelengan somthing day and he should take my report card and told him all of my result ( soo not a time to discussed ) . Atlast , i told him the last result which i failed ( the stupid moral ) . After that oni he said tat he was planning to send me to watch movie and since i failed 1 sub he changed his mind .......wth

I was waiting to watch the movie and i destroyed it with my own stupid , non-stop talking mouth .

I felt guilty for wat i did...hope it wont haunt me .

The title says it all . It was yesterday night when i was using comp . After chating as usual , i went to sleep coz damn tired . I take out my mp3 to listen some nice song while lying on my bed . Tats when i heard the sound and i knew it tat it must be my worst enemy . I faster faster went downstairs to find the spray but unfortunately tat spray finish and i can only find the mosquieto sheltox so i bring it to my bedroom to use it . But it was no where to be found . i wasnt satiesfied until i kill it so i try to find the whole room for it at last i saw it . It was under my bro's bed so i move it . I took out the spray and spray on it and watch it suffering . Than i take a broom and sweep it of from my room . Evethough i kill it but i feel guilty for killing it .

Keep getting injuries since morning !!!!!

In my lifetime , this is the worst day in my life . Of coarse ter are some other days which are my worst days but for this month especially today . I keep getting injuries since this morning . The first injury was when Jagathes whack me on my back( back as my body not different part ) , Sashi pinch my " chest " and Vicky bit my ****'s . That was juz the beginning . After wards , jaga whack my shoulder nice until i cant raise my hand while vicky tear of my pocket slightly . Later , nevdeep tear of my pocket teruk teruk and whack my shoulder at the SAME PLACE .

At home , i fell down and land on my shoulder at the same place again . Than , fall down from the chair and knock down by my own bicycle . wow , 1 , 2 , 3 ......11 times i got injured on this day . I hope i wont get anymore injuries through out this day ......... PLZZZ GOD stay with me for the rest of this day .